Frozen chicken attacks cat! Film at Eleven!

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A precariously positioned frozen chicken leaped from its roost to attack an unsuspecting feline intruder. Luckily the frigid fryer only scored a glancing blow across a young man's foot who deflected the blow at the last second, whereupon it made a crashing sound against the ground. The only comment we could get from the young rescuer was "OW!". The cat was not available for comment.

This is Bill Clucker reporting for KFC network!